Crystal P.'s Home Page
IT'S BACK!!! DON'T MISS the return of the heart-pumping, comical, dramatic gospel play "In My Father's House!!" TWO NIGHTS ONLY...Friday, May 9th and Saturday, May 10th; Both shows begin @ 7:30PM. Fellowship Chapel, 7707 West Outer Drive, just east of the Southfield Fwy in Detroit, Michigan.......A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. Proverbs 17:22
"Bringing Love 'n Laughter
in your Life!"
This “Queen” has earned several crowns in the last couple of years. As Royal Crown’s “Detroit’s Crowned Comedienne” in 2005, winning the “Funniest Female” in the Battle of the Sexes contest and more recently voted MIX 92.3’s “Detroit's Queen of Comedy,” this cake decorator turned comedy entertainer, is baking up something sweet on stage with her quick wit and boldness. Crystal P. steps on stage and immediately commands the attention of the audience. Her goal is to put you on your side and get you to really thinking about everyday life. Like a surgeon from a makeover reality show, Crystal P. is giving a face-lift to comedy. No stranger to Detroit’s Fox Theatre, Crystal P. has opened for comedian Steve Harvey and was also the opening act for the P. Diddy’s Bad Boys of Comedy. A word of caution though. . . pregnant women, people with chronic back pain or heart trouble need to make sure their health insurance is paid because Crystal P. won’t be responsible for the stitches they’ll be in!
WHAT THEY ARE SAYING ABOUT Crystal P.
"Detroit's Queen of Comedy 2006" as crowned by Mix 92.3 & Steve Harvey
"...You don't have to get ready when you're already ready and this girl came ready....very funny girl!" Radio Personality & Comedian J. Anthony Brown of The Tom Joyner Show
"...It's time that I pass the torch along to Crystal P." FM98 WJLB Radio Personality & Comedienne CoCo
"Fishbone's favorite comedian" as written in Detroit Metro Times 8/24/05
"Detroit's Crowned Comedian 2005" as dubbed by Royal Crown
"You're a shining star!" Latasha Lombard
"You had the crowd ROLLIN' at Joey's" Comedian Dave Bell
Club Performances
Comedy Castle - Royal Oak, Michigan
The World Famous Laugh Factory - Hollywood, California (Chocolate Sundaes with Chris Spencer)
Connxtions Comedy Club - Toledo, Ohio
Connxtions Comedy Club - Lansing, Michigan
Chaplins Comedy Club - Clinton Twp, Michigan
Wise Guys Comedy Club - Wyandotte, Michigan
Wise Guys Comedy Club - Novi, Michigan
New York Comedy Club - New York, New York
Joey’s Comedy Club - Dearborn, Michigan
Joey’s Comedy Club - Livonia, Michigan
Jackson Comedy Club - Jackson, Michigan
Traverse City Comedy Club - Traverse City, Michigan
The Historic Holly Hotel - Holly, Michigan
Comedy Contests, Special Performances & Benefits
HBO's Def Comedy Jam
Nick-at-Nite's Funniest Mom in America 2006
Comedy Central's Urban Acts
Detroit's Queen of Comedy winner for Steve Harvey & Mix 92.3
Leukemia & Lymphoma Cancer Society Benefit performer
Battle of the Sexes - Voted Funniest Female ComedienneCrown Royal presents P. Diddy's Bad Boys of Comedy at the Fox Theatre - Detroit's Crowned Comedian Winner
Chix Mixx All-Female Comedy Competition - Winner
New York Comedy Club - Winner
Joey's Comedy Club - Finalist
NBC's Standup for Diversity
Nick @ Nite's Funniest Mom in America 2005
Comedy for a Cause - Breast Cancer
Redford Scholarship Fund
Hood Kings of Comedy
Hood Kings of Comedy 2
Hood Kings of Comedy 3
Acting, Singing & Voiceover Experience
My Purpose Production
Rookway Productions
Attitude Entertainment
Bridges 4 Success
3rd RailProductions - Ferndale, Michigan
LaPrise Byrnes Productions
Occidental College in Los Angeles, CA
Articles, Commercials, Interviews & More
NEW ARTICLE!!! My first article/interview with Comedian, Martini Harris was published in the Michigan Citizen Newspaper. Check it out. http://www.michigancitizen.com/default.asp?sourceid=&smenu=73&twindow=Default&mad=No&sdetail=4056&wpage=1&skeyword=&sidate=&ccat=&ccatm=&restate=&restatus=&reoption=&retype=&repmin=&repmax=&rebed=&rebath=&subname=&pform=&sc=1070&hn=michigancitizen&he=.com
DON'T FORGET TO CHECK ME OUT ON MYSPACE at http://www.myspace.com/crystalpiscrazy
Look at Crystal P. in the movie trailer for "Dilemma Crunchers." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVNKZ9nKMo
Listen to Crystal P. in the "Unequally Yoked" radio commercial that aired in mid July on 105.9 -features Crystal P., Tecora Rogers and Jojuan Westmoreland http://www.gospelplay.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/yoked60new.mp3
"Unequally Yoked" REVISED radio commercial - features Crystal P., Tecora Rogers, Ami McClenon and Corey Taylor http://gospelplay.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/yoked%2060%20spot%20amixed%20revised.mp3
The Detroit Free Press - Sunday, 24 December 2006 http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061224/CFP01/612240347
BBW Divas http://no-more-violence.tripod.com/bbwdivas/id24.html
Fabulous Woman.Net Magazine - March Issue - Volume II - Cover http://www.fabwoman.net
The Jackson Citizen Patriot newspaper - Thursday, 23 February 2006 http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/jacitpat/index.ssf?/base/entertainment-1/1140714362216650.xml&coll=3
Fabulous Woman.Net Magazine - December Issue http://www.fabwoman.net/entertainment/entertainmentcrystalp.htm
Bombshell Magazine with Candace; please see article: http://www.bombshellmagazine.com/people_and_entertainment/crystals_journey_to_hollyweird.php
The Daily Fix with Sue Fracker
The Local Letta "Detroit’s Source for Hip Hop, R & B, Jazz & Gospel Music"
Darryl Malone, Editor - P.O. Box 1806, Taylor, MI 48180; 313-729-8270
KNBC Channel 4 - Los Angeles, CA
